40 gigs of porn?!

That's what we found in the computer of a customer yesterday. 40 gigabytes, and that was just video! That's like my entire amount of harddrive space from my three year old computer! That's DAYS of video!

Let me take this moment to explain that I have NOTHING against porn. I worked in the San Fernando Valley for eight years, so I am intimately familiar with the industry. Personally, in my old age I've found that I prefer tease to a gynecology exam, but who am I to piss in some other pervert's cornflakes. And that brings me to the weird part of the porn we discovered.

Watching naked people is one thing. Watching them have sex is another. Watching them perform other bodily functions is in a whole different realm. And watching them have sex with farm animals is...... well, it's just plain downright f*cked up. I have no other words for what I witnessed residing on this person's computer. Some of the things were fairly run-of-the-mill, and others made me want to gouge my eyes out and scrub my brain so that I could UN-WATCH THEM!!! To use instant-messaging phraseology: OMFG!!!